My first blog. EVER.
I would like to talk about my grampa.
His name is Chris but i just call him gramps.
i dislike him. I shouldn't say that but it's true.
He smells, cant hear a damn thing, throws away my pizza, breaths loudly, watches porn, drinks too much wine, smokes like a chimney and has the TV too loud.
I told him "grampa. stop drinking so much wine. you will turn into a wine bottle."
The only thing worse than the smell of grampa, is wet grampa. He doesn't wash. He just sits in the water, gets out and walks around the house so his smell wafts through the house. HOT. WET. GRAMPA. not naiiiice.
ONLY 3 MORE WEEKS WITH THE GRAMPINATOR AND I'M FREE FOR 3 MORE MONTHSSSSSS!!!!!